I'm sad Biophilia isn't the comeback I wanted
kidsamich: Medúlla was her last consistant milestone… preach
Bitch, do you know how much I have to work out to...
I was getting a slice of chocolate cake from the kitchen at work when a slightly overweight coworker said “You’ll have to tell me if it’s worth it.” I said, “It’s sugar, isn’t it? Of course it’s worth it.” He said, “Spoken like a true skinny person.” I walked out kind of astounded that I’d been called skinny, thinking,...
I think I just got checked out by Greg Louganis or his doppleganger.
Sweetheart, being Gay is the best excuse you’ll ever have for not being boring.– Eddy Moonsoon (via famousinmyhead)